"his man-meat body and beef-chunk face"
and even the title makes me laugh: Goosebumps
Jane French
Need a laugh? Me too. Remember when a goose fucked up Fabio on a rollercoaster? Read my weird little flash.
Thanks to @rgvaughan.bsky.social and the @bendinggenres.bsky.social editors for taking my silly mythology seriously... 🪿☀️🎢
