Fandom account so I can be unwell about pirates and fictional hockey players without drawing concern from acquaintances.
Wawa enjoyer, fanfic writer, cat person.
She/Her | 38 | Minors DNI
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
best conversation starters:
1. do you have any pets?
2. what’s your favorite season?
3. what are you best at?
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7. you ever feel trapped? like you're just treading water, waiting to drown
I’m cackling but what in the dark indie comedy is this?
But at least it’s nice to know they’re not good at technology or critical thinking instead of having a medical issue?
So I’m like… did our contact info get swapped? What sort of Mr. Magoo bumbling get us here?
MY DAD DIDN’T HAVE MY CONTACT SAVED ON HIS NEW PHONE. The text chain was “Husband’s Name” and “Phone #” instead of “Sam”. Since my name wasn’t next to “HI DAD” clearly the text wasn’t from me 😭 2/?
HILARIOUS mystery solved. I’m still fighting with my mom, today she hit me with a comment about my husband piling on and I was BAFFLED because he hasn’t said anything. Then she referenced a text my dad read to her (which opens with HI DAD and continues in first person about ongoing events) 1/?
BABY GOATS
Thoughts and prayers, I’m about to try to put new eyeliner on 🙏
