"It's not the biggest in the world, but it's nice. Like a pillow. Y'know?"
"I think the only thing bigger than your ass is your ego."
❝ 𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ
"It's nice. Don't get me wrong...But..."
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ
"?!" This shocked her.
❝ 𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ
"I don't know about that one..."
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ
"Not as nice as mine, sorry."
❝ 𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ
"It's pretty nice though right?"
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ
"...For the record, your ass isn't too fat. Or, at least it's proportional to your body."
❝ 𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ
"Well, here we are."
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ
"The subject of ass being discussed between you and me just wasn't on my 2025 bingo card is all."
❝ 𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ
"What's that mean?"
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ
"I will agree with both of those statements. Which are words I never thought I'd be agreeing to with you of all people, no offense of course."
❝ 𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ
"There's never too much. Unless it's like out of proportion with your body which is statistically impossible."
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ
"Isn't that up to the person looking at said ass? Like, what's a lot of ass? That's like saying too much ass, but how much is too much?"
❝ 𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ
"And a lot of ass."
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ
"This is all a lot of information."
❝ 𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ
"And fat...Had to specify."
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ
"Ough...My ass is big..."
