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“Two Beer Queers” Fighting For LGBTQ+ Recognition
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Uber Driver Clarifies Only He’s Allowed To Vomit in Car
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Conservative Man Struggling To Convince Wife That Grindr an App for Power Tools
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Elder Millennial a Little Jealous That Today’s Teenage Punks Have Real Fascists to Rise up Against
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“Careful,” Helpfully Warns Bystander After Woman Has Already Tripped
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End It Seriously Underestimating Retaliatory Power of Chiquita Banana Company
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Report: Increasing Number of Americans Ditching Healthcare for Big Bottle of Tums
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Elvis Impersonator Disappointingly Dies in a Totally Normal Way
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Heartwarming: When the Coca-Cola Company Found Out This Gay Teen Was Being Bullied, They Sent Him a Targeted Ad That Reads “Nothing Goes Better With Being Gay Than the Refreshing Taste of Coca-Cola”
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Police Horse Unaware He is One of the Bad Guys
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NEW YORK — Nominally cisgender/heterosexual individuals with amusingly low alcohol tolerances, colloquially known as “two-beer queers,” are advocating for their place within... Continue reading this…
CHARLESTON, S.C. — Staunch conservative Darryl Higgins was seen at a local restaurant after attending church struggling to explain to his wife... Continue reading this gem
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PHILADELPHIA — Local 39-year-old Dwight Jenkins went on a series of tirades decrying “Gen Z’s endless string of luck” and is a... Continue this tale
NEW YORK — Police horse Tiny Dancer, a member of the NYPD Mounted Unit, remains completely unaware that trampling protesters advocating for... Read the full masterpiece
TORONTO — In a recent show, members of the hardcore band End It called on the crowd to harass and disrobe an... Read more nonsense
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WASHINGTON — An alarming report issued by the Department of Health and Human Services found that the number of Americans abandoning healthcare... Get the full story
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local Elvis impersonator James Britton reportedly passed away in a completely normal way, confirmed sources. “You know he spent... Continue this tale
It’s Pride Month, and for many of this nation’s heartless corporations, that means the season of shameless pandering and cash grabs. That’s... Continue this tale
