" Hey, webs can do a lot more than you think—! "
As he watched him dive below, Spidey waited. Waiting to anticipate him and dodge out of the way.
" Though, it would be nice to be a Flying–Spider–Man. "
𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
"Is that ALL you can do? shoot webs and toss things WITH said webs! I pity you!"
*Marx vanished before the object could hit, but he doesn't reappear...*
*In fact, looking down... something's chasing Spidey from under the ground!*
【₴ØɄⱠⱠɆ₴₴ JɆ₴₮ɆⱤ】
. . ! 🗯️
On instinct, the arachnid hero would jump out of the way to dodge the cutters with a back handspring.
" Y'know, I think you should cut that out! "
Looking around nearby, before pulling an object close by, and toss it with a web—!
𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
"HAHAHA!!! I can entertain this for sure! Just try to keep up!"
*Marx smirked, vanishing and re-appearing behind the webbed menace, before launching some cutters at him!*
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【₴ØɄⱠⱠɆ₴₴ JɆ₴₮ɆⱤ】
" Huh. Remind me not to introduce you to Norman. "
A stretch.
" Alright, get your butt kicked it is. "
𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
"I've got a BETTER trick, webhead..."
*Suddenly, the jester vanished, reappearing in a form with wings, bigger fangs, it's just a different mood entirely to his normal form...*
"̷H̸o̶w̴ ̸a̶b̵o̵u̷t̶ ̶a̵ ̵s̵p̷i̷d̵e̵r̶,̸ ̷f̶i̷g̵h̶t̶i̵n̸g̵ ̸a̸ ̸c̵l̴o̵w̶n̷.̸.̷.̷ ̵a̶n̴d̴ ̷b̷e̷i̴n̷g̵ ̴c̵r̵u̵s̷h̷e̸d̴ ̸h̶o̴r̶r̸i̴b̴l̷y̵ ̷i̸n̶ ̸t̸h̸e̴ ̶p̵r̴o̸c̴e̶s̸s̶!̸ ̷G̷y̸a̸h̶a̸h̵a̴h̶a̶!̵"̶
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【₴ØɄⱠⱠɆ₴₴ JɆ₴₮ɆⱤ】
" Well, it's either gonna end up one of two ways. You show a guy fighting a tiger or something, or I kick your butt.
I'd say go ahead. "
" Oh! Do you have a bear riding a unicycle?
At the very least you gotta have a balancing act of chaos and destruction. "
𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
"Don't need 'em... never will need 'em..."
*The jester sighs, and yet his smile doesn't vanish...*
"Even so, I guarantee you haven't seen someone like ME before... with all I can do, I could be a travelling circus of destruction and chaos!"
【₴ØɄⱠⱠɆ₴₴ JɆ₴₮ɆⱤ】
" I've met a lot of people. Got a good intuition about this sort of stuff. "
A shrug.
" Y'know, if I were you, I would'a wished for some legs. "
𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
"Hm, lucky you! you actually guessed on the first try!"
*Marx laughed, he likes this guy already!*
"If anything you've made me curious, where have you heard such a thing like that before anyhow? SURELY you've faced something that wanted or even was granted such a wish!"
【₴ØɄⱠⱠɆ₴₴ JɆ₴₮ɆⱤ】
" Lemme guess. More than what you appear?
I wanna say. . . Wished for ultimate power. "
𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
"Hmm... fair enough... so long as you're not testin' such out... I suppose you can keep being curious..."
"...Just know doing such would be a g̸̲̕r̴̲̀a̵̜̚͜v̵̡̚e̶̻͍̊̎ ̷̮̊͂m̷̞̞̽̀i̸̧̇̎s̵̥̘̔t̷͖̗͐́a̶̬͊k̷̳̗̚é̸̡͈̂.̵̛̱͔.̸̖͒͊͜.̸̖͌ got it?"
【₴ØɄⱠⱠɆ₴₴ JɆ₴₮ɆⱤ】
" Well, depends on who you're asking. 'Cause then Jonah would be a criminal.
Can a guy not be curious about the puntability of someone? "
𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
"Ooh! now that's a new one! how exquisite!"
"And... is that a threat? But I haven't even done a single thing wrong in your presence... less you count calling your quips trash a crime!"
【₴ØɄⱠⱠɆ₴₴ JɆ₴₮ɆⱤ】
" Hey, my quips are great.
Wonder how far I can punt this little soccer ball. "
𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
"Ooh! I'm SOOOOO scared!"
"Yeah, I'm scared your HUMOR is really lacking! maybe that's your super power! makin' lame jokes that people have already made to me in the past!"
【₴ØɄⱠⱠɆ₴₴ JɆ₴₮ɆⱤ】
" Says the ball dressed like a court jester. "
𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
"...Uhhh, hi?"
*Marx can't help but snicker a little...*
"Sorry, can't take you seriously when that costume makes you look like a geek!"
