Just heard a pundit refer to LA Mayor Karen Base
#riprobbase
#ittakestwo
#lafoodies
Sharks, meet SHTTR.
My air conditioner's putting in for overtime like it's working under a city contract
More precious than a pot of gold
Is the company profitable, not really
Have they delivered on all of their promises so far, nope not at all
Then the CEO must be a really smart and level-headed guy right, brother you’re going to want to sit down for this one
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