Uhh... it make life easy.
*Deliberately leaving out the "s" in "makes".*
I forget how I make them. Sorry.
Ethan J. CarColder!
“That’s it?! YOU’VE GOTTA SHOW ME HOW YOU BUILT THESE. THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY. IT COULD CHANGE THE UNIVERSE.”
Pointer (GENIUS) 🔧🧪🔬
I'm bored!
*That's all he says.*
Ethan J. CarColder!
“I CAME AS SOON AS I SAW THE PICTURES! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO INVENT AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF BUNKERS??”
Pointer (GENIUS) 🔧🧪🔬
If this results in some sort of invention competition, I swear-
Ethan J. CarColder!
*Takes a picture via cell phone.*
“Oh he’s gotta see this.”
ON HIATUS
I get bored really often.
*Ethan demonstrates by opening another wall, which doubles as a fridge!*
Ethan J. CarColder!
“Oookaaayyy… by the way, how much SHIT do you have here? Not even Pointer invents as much as you.”
ON HIATUS
I Promise.
Ethan J. CarColder!
“You sure? You look as red as a tomato.”
ON HIATUS
Nah, I'm good.
Ethan J. CarColder!
“Need a paper bag?”
ON HIATUS
.
..
...
I will need a moment to process that!
Ethan J. CarColder!
“Yes SHE is.”
ON HIATUS
Whuh?-
OH. THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON??
Ethan J. CarColder!
“You got a crush on her, do ya?”
ON HIATUS
Oh, uh, they were alright.
*<- Does he know.*
Ethan J. CarColder!
“Sorry about that… from now on, no matter the situation, I’ll let you all know when I leave.
How did ‘The Man’ treat you?”
ON HIATUS
Yeah... I understand, though. A lot of people were concerned!
Me included.
Ethan J. CarColder!
“Never mind. You are useless.”
*And so, they left. And as soon as they did, Sketch came out. He was covered in stars, and nebula clouds after his space travels.*
“Thanks. Maybe disappearing was a bad idea…”
ON HIATUS
A what.
*Ethan is surprisingly good at playing dumb!*
Ethan J. CarColder!
“HOW THE- NEVER MIND. THANKS!”
*Suddenly, a group of weird looking creatures appear.*
“RESIDENT OF THIS PUNY PLANET. HAVE YOU SEEN A FLAT MONSTER? WE NEED TO PUNISH HIM FOR DISRESPECTING OUR MASTER, THE RED COMET.”
ON HIATUS
Um! Right! Hiding you??!
*Ethan proceeds to open up a wall??*
Just- Just hide in there????
Ethan J. CarColder!
“SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!”
*Multiple slaps across the face.*
“It’s me! Sketch!”
ON HIATUS
*Ethan takes a deep breath, then-*
HOW THE WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE HECK THE
MAMMA
MAMA MIA
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WHAT THE
HOW THE WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE HECK THE
WOH
HEY
HECK
WHAT'S-
*Okay, he's definitely, uh... not 100% there.*
Ethan J. CarColder!
*Suddenly, SKETCH APPEARS?! HE’S BACK ALREADY?!*
“ETHAN! YOU GOTTA HIDE ME!”
