❝Goodness your husband sounds . .❞
❝. .evil .❞
Say that again, Mark .
I know… sometimes, I just don’t know where he went wrong.
𝗔 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙎𝙏 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. (HEIST EVENT!)
𝙆𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉!
❝Aww, what a shame. I don't understand people who aren't romantic with the people they love !❞
❝It just doesn't make sense !❞
A dramatic sigh .
𝗔 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙎𝙏 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐑. (HEIST EVENT!)
I envy your friend. My husband can just never be romantic with me…
[She sighs.]
𝙆𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉!
( @nagging-s0ftware.bsky.social )
❝You know, my friend has always had a thing for dates !❞
The friend is him, by the way .
