Tony Blair tells Starmer and Rivals: I need more souls in tribute to keep me bound to this plane, more child's blood to keep this mortal form.
RatGirlEmily
Tony Blair tells Starmer and Rivals: my curse shall follow you unless you enter the depths of the temple of Bla'ir and burn my enchanted heart with the flame from the ascended form of Excalibur
Jaz Prays for the Downfall of The West
You can fuck right off into the sea, you supercilious cunt.
In highly unusual intervention, ex-PM says his party’s ‘almost infinite capacity for self-delusion’ makes it likely to lose next election
