I got it fixed. Thanks to some really amazing way more experienced friends of mine, the solution was I had to pay for premium to talk to a human to evaluate my account.
They didn't even argue they just fixed it. Something tells me I'm not the only one, and they were like "yeah yeah whatever". +
Hot Potato
Twitter's bot wave came in recently and it seems it marked my account - no idea why!
I'll be chilling here for a few days, hopefully it goes away. I know I'm NOT the only one I've seen tagged in the past couple months.