"Fair point, trouble does seem to have a crush on you lot. As for me? Safe enough, I suppose. Just been keepin' my head down, puttin' in the miles, and dealin' with the usual nonsense. It’s quiet out here, bloody lonely at times, but quiet."
ʀɛʍʏ ƈօʟȶɛʀ
"Now you're talking like an old man. You know, as opposed to what you or others may think, we don't go searching for trouble, trouble just happens to find us. How have things been on your side? Are you staying safe?"
Victor Mercer
"A dream demon? Strewth, Vic, that’s a bit heavy even for your lot. Glad Jashawn was there to sort it, then. Sounds like a right mess. Just...don't go makin' a habit of nearly gettin' your head scrambled while I’m out in the sticks, alright? My heart can’t take the workout."
ʀɛʍʏ ƈօʟȶɛʀ
"I didn't think you were ignoring me, but you have a tendency to die, so… Look who's worrying now. It's been dealt with. Jude's twin, Jashawn, actually took care of it. It was a dream demon or something like that. It was trying to pull us apart. But we're alright, safe and in one piece."
Victor Mercer
"Wait, back the hell up. You and Jude were what? Bloody hell, Vic, you don’t lead with 'I'm glad you're doing good' and then drop a bomb like that. I was out in the sticks with zero bars for a job, not ignorin' you for the fun of it. Are you both in one piece? If you’re tellin' me some drongo +
ʀɛʍʏ ƈօʟȶɛʀ
"Alright, alright. I'm glad you're doing good. Jude and I were attacked, that's all. Of course I was going to worry about my friend after not hearing anything from him for weeks."
Victor Mercer
"Relax, Vic. I was just clocked in, doin' the rounds like a good little citizen. You're gonna get gray hairs frettin' over me like some overbearin' mother hen."
ʀɛʍʏ ƈօʟȶɛʀ
"I may be clumsy, but I'm not that clumsy. I'm glad you're alright. I was starting to worry about you, jackass. Where were you?"
Victor Mercer
"Easy there, mate. I’m right as rain, just movin' a bit slow is all. Reckon if you tried to put me down, you’d just end up stubbing your toe on my stubbornness."
ʀɛʍʏ ƈօʟȶɛʀ
"Remy, you better let me know you're alright before I put you down myself."
