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How I look when I open Bluesky in the morning for my quota of cub butt.
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Ate a 1 kg bag of mini eggs over the weekend. No self control AND a fat uncut dick.
TBT to that one gym shower that made my dick look 10% bigger and 20% more uncut.
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To the one guy out there whose hyper-specific fetish is "guy doing toilet repair in a fundoshi", this is the moment you've been waiting for.
#FCF Request: Kneel on top of my lap, sit down on this right to the balls, and then let's kiss (yes, you specifically)
Bonus pic for St. Patty's. Make sure you kiss an Irish boy today 🍀
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Y'all know what day it is. Who's sitting on this to celebrate?
Shower buddy needed.
Wearing green for St. Paddy's at my local Irish pub, wish me luck.
