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Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?
Raw onion. I can do cooked onion, but raw is a no go. Mushrooms, cannot stand the texture.
Oh. And fish. All of it. No seafood. Cannot stand it.
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If I won the lottery, I wouldn't announce it, but there would be signs.
Oh. Right. Post-show drop. Ouch, my heart.
What utter horse shit. We can all see the stream and the dudes on the scaffolding fucking around, mugging for the crowd, and doing anything BUT taking letters off the building.
Get it fucking done already. I'm so sick of the tantrums. Just follow the fucking court orders!
My brilliant, beautiful wife is of the opinion that allowing the child use of the smaller of the two tambourines in our home was giving him "the quiet one".
Friends, I maintain that there is no such thing as a quiet tambourine.
Some years it just feels like a certain team has been kissed by fate, they just can’t lose. This year the Knicks are that team. There’s signs everywhere if you look for them
Seriously. Dude's out there looking like a Dick Tracy villain.
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OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA