Your dad tried to take a knee in front of the Lidl and his jeans split and his shrivelled dick and balls fell out and now he’s banned from every branch.
It’s brave of all these crusty white Brits to take a knee when their knees barely work. You can see the pain in their eyes. Those aren’t tears for Henry.
Some things you can watch instead of the World Cup: all of The Amazing Digital Circus; season one of Frieren and part of season two; Disclosure Day at da freaking movies; me play Sonic X Shadow Generations if you come round to mine.
The British Press needs to be destroyed. Scorched earth. Nothing left. Signs up saying “this place is not a place of honour”
There’s a brewing conflict with North Korea as a backdrop in Disclosure Day and it feels rather quaint watching in 2026.
Everyone loves Pikachu, the electric mouse!
We regret to inform you that Pikachu has sold your data to the US military
On of the smartest decisions in Disclosure Day is making the villains a tech company with an evil name run by an English guy.
If you saw me call it the Amazing Electric Circus right now, no you didn’t.
Any grown adult who wears a football shirt in day to day life should be placed on a register.
or taking minutes at a meeting. basically if everyone with good politics did a tiny little bit this country would be ok & we'd beat fascism easily cause at the moment it's the same 5 people running round doing most of the work. & fash are still outnumbered often! this is how we win not by voting