spent a summer with Laurie Metcalf’s dog. actor, marketing professional, does other things too
📍Chicago | 👬 married to a gay guy
Tastefully NSFW at times
Chad
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RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
the Oak Park Green Line stop said #yep #hesgay
I have just been made aware of a speedo company called Noodle Bagz and I think that’s just like a chef’s kiss of a name and now I am worried about my credit card bill once again
Jon is refusing to eat this ☹️
just got kumori pilled
what is a healthy candy
need Susan Boyle’s little Cornetto jingle streaming on Apple Music NOW so I can complete my summer playlist (also includes Prettiest Girl in America/Gay by Meg Stalter and Lisa Barlow’s BABY GORGEOUS)