You'd think that now that you are well into your 40s they'd finally give up.
🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾
Parents are exerting much pressure on me to date actively and "settle down". Instead of picking a fight, I try to bore or repel any forced dates with strange talk about e.g. vampire seagulls. Then I report back, "Hey I tried". Successfully single.
