"now that depends on the type of massage being offered."
He'd take out a cigarette and light it, before offering the other one.
"Actually that might help, regardless of how suggestive that all sounded.'
"Dr" Mellow
Awkward awkward awkward...
"Do you need a massage or sometime?
I *have* been told that I have nimble hands."
No flirtatious undertone. Bernard just smiles sheepishly at the sheep... Hehe. Pun intended.
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"What can I say I'm stiff in the joints sometimes."
An awkward rub of the back of his head.
"Dr" Mellow
"Was that you?
Heilige ScheiΓe that sounded like a tree branch."