I had a long call with my dad this afternoon (he knows a lot more about our family history than I do, him being Mormon & all), and apparently I do have Scottish heritage in a couple different family lines. I tie back to the Monteiths directly, and there's a strong chance I'm also a McCallum.
Keithulhu
I'm not personally ancestrally scottish (at least not to a significant enough degree that I claim heritage), I'm more Welsh and Norwegian, but I'm Celtic Pagan and own a kilt with a universal tartan for the marriage ceremony I performed for my friends