Writer, artist, game designer.
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Michaela Joffe
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this might be the best headline i’ve ever read
is anyone actually shocked that a fucking rupaul movie is using AI? the only times I even remember rupaul exists is either when something like that exact scenario happens or when a straight person has just said something that ruined everyone's evening.
Jasmin🌸
Michaela Joffe
tech moguls today steal all their best ideas from adult swim: the smart toilet that photographs your anus, the for profit university full of ai chatbot, the refusal to compensate workers fairly
did anyone else notice this in the Star Fox demo?
After returning our fallen sister to the slop, I retire to the Guidance Cave, upon whose walls our painters have recreated the Lost Texts of a freer age from memory. "I'm pretty sure Rona was a cat tho" I think, as I make my way down The Hall of Noel Goes To Hooters, "like, one of those skin cats."
did anyone else notice this in the Star Fox demo?
Upon return to camp, I am greeted with sorrow anew. In my absence another has fallen to The Sickness. "Its been long enough, we can play commander again, right? I have a bracket 2 in mind for Yogi Bear, Smarter Than Average" she cries to the merciless desert wind. I shed a tear as I load the shotgun
at long last we have created the SmartPipe from classic Adult Swim infomercial parody Don’t Create The SmartPipe, Pedophiles Would Do That
Michaela Joffe
I cross the shattered remnants of the suburban center, payday loans and vape shops glistening in the sun like fossils. I spy an unopened case of soda, but upon inspection it turns out to be CBS Presents Harry Potter Butter Dew Fornite Edition. My spirits fall, the polycule will have no stew tonight.
The year is 2035. The Atlantic current has ceased, causing widespread flooding and freezing across the east, while drought and fire ravage the west. Paramount has merged with Comcast, leading to news of Shrek joining Sonic Crossworlds. Nerds cry out in excitement, alerting nearby wasteland predators
