"He was drunk on Natty Lite all summer cheering on the zebras like they were his illegitimate kids he suddenly took an interest in the second they became famous."
Brilliant work by @chelseastickle.bsky.social today in @havehashad.com!
Dave Gregory
so excited to get to welcome Chelsea Stickle back under the skulls, with this total banger
"Christmas was coming and we were worried about the zebras out in the cold. The news updated us: one died in a snare trap and two were returned home."
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This all started when those loose zebras were frolicking across suburban Maryland. It was summer, and it seemed they might live out there for the rest of their lives. We imagined them dodging those…
