33 (she/they) AUDHD transfemme medievalist turned IT gal. Mostly shitposts, star wars, anticapitalism, 40k, other assorted sundries. I dont know how to end these things. I eat validation for nourishment
Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️⚧️
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You know whats funny?! I found a box of magic cards while packing.
I dont play magic.
The only time i tried to play i used somebody elses deck which they took back because i told them that learning the rules turned my brain into soup.
So where the FUCK did these magic cards come from?!
Fuck it, posting this and seeing if people like it.
A short little dialogue only work that I wrote as a challenge to myself and turned out pretty hot.
archiveofourown.org/works/86547236
#mechsploitation
Marida Cruz would beat Sartha Thrace in a 1v1 mirror match.
No. The truly gruesome part is the waiting. And the watching. Knowing what will happen but anticipating the when and the what. Your mind has plenty of time to interpolate and invent new details for the expected aftermath and its always worse in your head than in real life. *nods*
Rolling 2 nat 20s in a row doesnt make the impossible possible but it makes it damn close. Happened to my group last week and resulted in a bugbear being dropped from space after being hit with a high level levitate spell.
Malice is, quite simply, one of the goats at "im going to destroy your whole lineage real quick" insults.
Reckon theres a lesson there but if there is i sure dont know it.
