In high school I smoked a gravity bong, ate an entire package of fig newtons and when I woke up, I had full blown influenza
Classic
I just told my wife āIām awake! Iām like Connor OāMalley! Arrrgh! I can solve all the worldās problemsā and she said āI donāt want to hear about thatā
I just told my wife āIām awake! Iām like Connor OāMalley! Arrrgh! I can solve all the worldās problemsā and she said āI donāt want to hear about thatā
Cybo man
The joke of Back to the Future is that DeLoreans look cool but are very shitty. Marty says āyou built a time machine⦠out of a DeLorean?!ā And Doc says āIf youāre gonna build a time machine, why not do it with style?ā Its a question whether it can even go 88 mph. Thats part of the fun.
Jabroxen Brodium
Jabroxen Brodium
Jabroxen Brodium
Jabroxen Brodium
Jabroxen Brodium
Jabroxen Brodium
Iām imagining my family as extras in a Spielbergian scenario. You made it all the way to the airport. There is no plane that is gonna take you away from this. Iām just sitting down outside. What a lovely day. Heh
I tried reading the New Testament the other day and the first thing Jesus says is that divorce is not permissible. Psycho shit!!!