you kinda gotta hand it to me for taking the novelty cake here in that like, who else do you know that ships themselves with. their self, otp just straight up me x me,
you love the girl with magic ways, and if that's true you might as well give in 🏳🍄 (ootd)
our dear 'jacks', with the following profile: "specializes in hilarious gags, but his punchlines are so strong he can't find a partner to bounce them off of" 😎🍧
yesterday while a show was on that had a shop selling statues, it happened to come up 'would you buy that heavy buddha' & i replied on the spot 'he ain't heavy... he's my buddha' it got 0 reaction... please clap for me internet, you have to know what exquisite comedy that was
good taste washes over me, has style ever been so sweet ? 🍭💦 (ootd)
hold me closer, there's a woman in me i wanna show you
hold me closer, there's a woman in me i wanna show you
