I figure the bald eagle is an appropriate symbol for America. It looks magnificent, mostly steals from others, and sounds really dorky.
It’s absolutely standard in American entertainment to reject the authentic chirpy whistle of a bald eagle and sub in the red-tailed hawk’s robust commie scream
I have an important bird fact to share.
Yesterday I was hiking and heard a baby bald eagle… or so I thought.
Turns out that bald eagles actually make a chirping noise so the red-tailed hawk is the eagle’s voice actor! All this time. Everyone quietly lies and subs in the hawk. Everyone in the US!