i love how some jokes just flow better in other languages, this is ace lmao
While Pink News has the best headline, GoMag has the best pictures, i.e. pictures of the actual ex-nuns, not just random stock photos:
this morning i had a passenger demand that i make a policy exception for him because he was a frequent flier and when i said that unfortunately i couldn’t do that, he threatened to find out if that was really true. he’s not going to but like do you really think i don’t know my job
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
guess who’s hanging out in the ground floor stairwell at bedtime 👎🏻
ngl if he had been a bit gentler in approach and maybe talked about his travel yesterday being disrupted by weather i would have been less hardnosed about it but you can’t get mad at me for following the guidelines laid out for everyone
“If there is a Cupid in the world, ours was God,” Francilia Costa said.
also he was maybe ~10 years older than me and i know i don’t always look my age but i certainly don’t look like an uncertain 20-something, i don’t know why he was so sure he could throw his weight around like that (i mean i do, but)
i know everyone is excited for group chats and i get why but it’s also just another walled garden for fandom where if you don’t know the right people you’re left on the outside
had a passenger tell me “don’t worry about it” when i asked him to put his seat back up for landing. sir it is quite literally my job to worry about it
hannah 🌈🏡
Neon Genesis Ewangelion
JustHere4Coffee
this might be the best headline i’ve ever read
hannah 🌈🏡
hannah 🌈🏡
Remember: Ms Maus is a Unitarian Universalist. And she did not use the encyclical as support for her case. A deeply held conviction is available to everyone, INCLUDING NON-THEISTS.
Look at her reasoning, it’s universally applicable.
