A sturdy gnome very interested in all things horror, supernatural, bass, gaming and films.
Bill Oddie's Stunt Double
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Can anyone who works in television tell me why contestants on Bridge of Lies take the time to tell their life story before choosing the answer they know is right, despite being against the clock?
Heard your ex still uses 'woke' for anything he doesn't like
One thing I'll never get. People who can comfortably retire, but don't.
I'd retire in a heartbeat. Imagine waking up and thinking 'I can do what the hell I want, guilt free, forever'.
No commute. No petty boss bullshit. No clients. No colleagues who stink.
Sadly I've got another 20 years at least
Down the gym as I'm a jobless bum.
Today, it's got the people on my top hatred list
Blokes. Specifically, blokes in a group who are opposite sides of the gym but still bellow at each other, and crash the weights down aa hard as they can.
Get some shame, you pricks
Things change, I get that entirely, but this whole thing of waiting for someone to ask before saying you can't make an arrangement rather than having the gumption to tell them first needs to fuck off into a bin full of Nazi scorpions.
Remember when Twitter was all about picture bants and sinnying the rag, or something.
Now it's a digital fuck-toy for a clammy-looking ket addict who is permanently lonely
'And you're just here like...'
Sitting there on your own eating broccoli shirtless whilst I'm out with my friends
I don't know if it's an age thing, or natural evolution, but one thing I am noticing a lot and getting really fucked off by is this:
- Arrange to meet someone in a few days
- Day before, message to say 'still up for it'?
- They reply 'I can't do it now, sorry'
So, were you going to tell me that?
I get it if you're doing a job that's changing the world, being paid to pursue your passions, or saving lives, sure
But anything else, mystery to me
