Owner of an orange car
(Much better than a) owner of a broken car
Jym
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Ended up listening to Tubthumper, the Chumbawamba album with the terrifying grinning baby on the cover and what the hell, they're all bangers?? Why does everyone only know that one song
HERE'S MY EYES I've never really understood what these mean but let's compare eye numbers, I especially feel like that 105 is a good one? Or -6.50...
FIFA stands for Football In, Football Aah
Checkout lady was like "you'd better have a receipt in case there's a problem with your shoe rack" like excuse me are you suggesting there's a chance my £4 B&M wooden shoe rack might not be a quality product
Old school friend put out some potential dates for a BBQ and the only one I can make is vore day and it's like, do I really want to be around my normie friends on that day, will I be able to focus on the meats
Two chocolate digestives and a Coke Zero, the original 4PM treat
Anyway as the Beastie Boys once said and continues to hold true to this day, no Switch 2 till Mario
Ugghh I JUST played Ocarina of Time for the first time this year, why did I bother playing an OLD game when there's a NEW old game
OH GOOD ITV are using Life Is A Highway as the theme to their world cup coverage so that's going to be stuck in my head for the next month