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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT BREAD ROLL
for a task i have to do every day and that i set an alarm specifically for, this particular scenario happens to me a lot
best exit for literally any situation is standing up abruptly, loudly declaring, "well, you know what they say!" and then immediately leaving
best exit for literally any situation is standing up abruptly, loudly declaring, "well, you know what they say!" and then immediately leaving
realised i haven't taken my daily silly brain meds yet but i am all cosy in bed between a hot water bottle and a snoring cat, i really am god's bravest soldier
you can buy a horsetail plant from any garden centaur
If we want the rewards of enjoying a smug homemade lunch in the office, we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of where are my tupperware lids, where have they all gone, i swear i put them in one of these cupboards arghhh
do not ask for whom the pussy pops; it pops for thee
lemon lipton ice tea and peach lipton ice tea used to be available in the tesco meal deal and as a larger product in the soft drinks aisle, and when they removed lemon lipton ice tea from the tesco meal deal and from the soft drinks aisle, that's exactly when this country lost its way
