chicagoan (real) Cook, nerd, SPORTZ fan, catch me in 413L for cubs, general moron, & house slave for Finn and Rhubarb
My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time
also ken jennings called me a crackpot (2-16-26)
Ignore this skeet
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Fuck the homophobes and pour one out (a watery domestic, preferably) for a real one
Tony Vitello go back to college!
baseball fans are pretty much always willing to overlook baseball players on their favorite team acting like chuds and assholes, but the other half of that bargain is "if the team is winning." fans are aware that you can find guys off the street who can go 60-102 and *won't* insult the fans
Oh this is that same dumb bullshit Kershaw pulled last year. Buncha fuckin' babies who also can't be bothered to even have an original hateful idea of their own.
Imagine playing in GODDAMN SAN FRANCISCO and pulling this
def the shit you want to do in the most LGBT-friendly big city in America when your team is 28-41 and fighting with the Rockies for last place.
Is it weird that I read this in a Werner Herzog voice?
“And so, goodbye, from Mr. Good Guy.”
RIP Gene Shalit, who did not do a guest voice on The Simpsons, but did appear as himself 3 times on The Critic, including in the pilot episode.
