oh my god. is my suffering setting off a whole trend of coffee-humiliation posting. really. sob. ow. sob.
Sartha Thrace
// agereg pov
No no, it's okay, Sweetie. Mommy just likes it that way. It's a grown-up thing. You don't have to drink it like that.
Yes, add as much sugar as you like. There's even some Strawberry Hazelnut Non-Dairy Sweet Cream in the fridge just for you.
Want me to put on a cartoon for you too?
