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role play fan account for the character King Zeus from The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying | PFP by
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ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS
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JAMES DOLAN AND DONALD TRUMP ARE BANNED FROM OLYMPUS.
COUNTRY MUSIC IS BANNED OLYMPUS. EXCEPT FOR THAT GAY BOY.
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. BONES? I WILL EAT YOU.
VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IS BANNED FROM OLYMPUS.
YOU DONT. YOU DONT LOVE PUSSY AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY. BECAUSE IM THE NEXT GUY. ZEUS. KING OF GODS. SHE/HER. PUSSY LOVER.
THE ROYAL BICEP IS NOT FOR TOUCHING. BEHOLD, BUT DO NOT TOUCH. TOUCHING IS FOR SISTERS.
ITS IMPORTANT FOR A FUNCTIONING SOCIETY THAT YOU HAVE CHILDREN. DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT YOU MUST HAVE CHILDREN. WE ARE RUNNING VERY LOW ON HUMAN SACRIFICES AFTER THE LAST KNICKS GAME.
ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS
OG ANUNOBY SAVED BRUNSONS CAREER LIKE DIVINE INTERVENTION, MAN HAD THE HAND OF GOD
IMMITATION CRAB IS TO CRAB LIKE MEN ARE TO BUTCHES.
TO ERR IS HUMAN. TO OFFER YOUR MOST SAVORY CUT OF MEAT TO ME, KING ZEUS, IS DIVINE.
