I d0nt think u sh0uld consider it normal, ppl sh0uldnt get hurt senselessl--
[ a neuron, the only one he has, started working then ]
U FUCKEN WAT ? ! ? ?
Nyan Cat!
“Eh, I’m used to animals doing that to me, apparently, they don’t like creatures like me… either that or it’s cause I burnt their forest.”
Kirb
ughhhhHHH...
[ he was hiding his face behind his paws in embarassment, his words heard muffled but still audible ]
i wuz almost g0nna start scratchin n bitiiiiinnnn...
Nyan Cat!
“H-Hey! It’s okay… I should’ve probably not done that… Heh heh…”
Kirb
. . .
O-oh..
[ someone feels horrible now ]
Nyan Cat!
“WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!”
Kirb rose out the bush.
“I WASN’T ACTUALLY!!! I WAS JUST PRETENDING!!!”
Kirb
[ (;¬_¬) ]
[he'd start floating towards the bush disguise, directing his paws to it ]
how many times hav i t0ld u guyz, I don't WANT 2 be in ur show!!
[ ( ≧Д≦) ]
u crazy bastards hit me w a lifetime supply of tranq darts 4 BEARZ last time u came!!
[ he started shaking the bush a bit- ]
Nyan Cat!
“….maaaaybe???”
Kirb
Wow, wat a fast bush...
UH-- were u... narratin ab me??
r u one of those guyz dat keep stalkin me 2 get featured on those... animal teachin shows, Mr. Bush™️??
Nyan Cat!
“…Uh… 3 minutes?”
Kirb the bush said.
Kirb
...hey, U!!
[ despite that...]
talkin bush mister, how l0ng hav u bin here??
[ Nyan is also dumber ]
Nyan Cat!
Bro dragged a bush here
“…!”
He is not slick.
Kirb
[ Well, someone noticed that! ]
Nyan Cat!
Kirb stops his narrating.
“Now as you can see the Nyan Cat is a space alien if it wasn’t obvious.”
“…Why did I say that outloud.”
Kirb
aww, gee, im a mess...
[ he mumbled to himself realizing how he looked at the moment, his fur unbelievably long when badly kept...
and were those more limbs??
How long had he been sleeping again? 1 day? 2? A few months??
Who cared, he was already fixing himself a bit ]
Nyan Cat!
“As you can see… the Nyan Cat has woken up from its nap. It’s brain is small as it just realized it was floating with its body upside down.”
Kirb said, smugly, slightly snickering to himself.
Kirb
mrrr..
[ his ear twitched a bit before Nyan started twisting and turning trying to stretch himself awake a bit.
he would open his eyes realizing he was floating with his body turned upside down ]
Nyan Cat!
“And here we have the sleeping Nyan Cat.”
Kirb said, narrating like it’s a nature encyclopedia.
