Sometimes Conan has an empathic connection with an elephant-headed sorcerer-astronaut that recontextualizes *everything*, sometimes Conan gets in a neck-breaking duel with Johnny "Raised to break necks" Neckbreaker...and wins because his was the one neck that Johnny Neckbreaker could not break! ❤️ it
The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station