Hat tip to @catacalypto.bsky.social for recommending this Onion article, which I’ve just audibly laughed at in an airport
theonion.com/i-work-very-...
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
