Formerly of the birdsite as Apark2453, but staking my claim to the full name!
Lawyer, overanalyzer of godawful subcultures. If you’re into that too… I’m sorry, but welcome friend!
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It’s like all of the people who treat polling data like a weather forecast got bitten by a radioactive Nate Silver.
Also just as a mental health tip:
Don’t look up anything about screwworms.
I’m nowhere near where they are, in a state that as far as I can tell has never had them, and isn’t a hospitable environment for them.
And now I’m itchy and paranoid anyway.
You'll probably hear a lot about increased USDA funding to combat NWS at the border as proof that this isn't Trump's fault.
It should only take about a minute to realize why it'll be a lot harder to stop their spread across the entire U.S-Mexico border than preventing their spread through *Panama*
I’m baffled by the kind of dude who can apparently look at this guy and say “obviously all the shitty things he wrote was stuff he made up just for cultural approval. But he definitely wouldn’t make stuff up about what he believes now to win an election”
I’ve known quite a few Guys Like Him broadly (internet assholes who don’t want to be judged for it) and frankly most of them lie about the sincerity of their “edgy” posts and try to gloss over their bigotry by pretending they’re definitely economically liberal.
Nearly all of them fucking suck.
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Call me crazy, but I simply don’t get the appeal of a shitty trust-fund baby complaining about other people’s unearned wealth.
You all will be shocked, I'm sure, to learn that the program for monitoring and interdicting NWS spread from South America was part of foreign aid through USAID.
Aid which was cut by DOGE because foreign aid is dumb and obviously doesn't do anything to help America.
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You know those Youtube videos that are obviously copyright infringement but put "no copyright infringement intended" in the description?
Apparently that's how the AUSA in the Broadview Six case decided to approach "the prosecutor isn't allowed to testify."
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If anyone still needed proof that civility is a shell game, Dems have been doing the "obviously the right-wing is deeply moral and not just misogynists" song and dance for as long as I've been alive.
Somehow that still draws more finger-wagging than the godawful things said by Republicans.
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Brooke Rollins says the screwworm is around for at least a couple months
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This is what passes for serious commentary now: Democrats should do precisely the thing they did for decades, to no avail.
