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I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
According to my girlfriend I’ve somehow succeeded in making a Matoran look pretty
#bionicle
Remember when Biden met with a doctor who specialized in Parkinsons like 8 times because he was working on some Parkinsons initiative and the NYT was like BIDEN HAS PARKINSONS anyway
#bionicle
Billie Piper Doctor gets gunned down in the streets of San Francisco and each gunshot wound forces her to whatever-number-generate into multiple Doctors that team up to fight monsters and also they wear spandex and have giant police box robots that combine into a bigger police box robot
For decades there were countless truisms in politics about what you could and couldn't say and the president is just out there going "I made everything double in price for no reason and I love it"
society is complex and problems weave into each other in myriad ways but I think we all understand that the world would noticeably improve if one single guy's head spontaneously popped like a cherry tomato
these lying fucks lie with such increasing desperation when they realize how trapped they are in their lies
There are no words that can describe the horror of seeing this happening in Ireland today.
Ceinwen Langley
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Coach Finstock
“The feature uses a combination of bedtime stories, relaxing sounds, and guided meditations along with scheduling and customization options accessible only to adults.”
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darth™️
okay let’s hear your wildest Doctor Who reboot pitches
Alejandra Caraballo
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Q: Are you concerned about the latest inflation numbers that came out this morning?
TRUMP: No, I love it. I love the inflation. You know why? Because as soon as this war is over -- do you know we've been taking out millions of barrels of oil? You know who doesn't know? Iran until right now.
Elon Musk’s X not facing action from UK government over posts inciting violence in Belfast www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
WHITESIDES: The truth is the cheapest form of energy on a per unit basis is daytime solar. Is that not true?
CHRIS WRIGHT: It depends--
WHITESIDES: No it doesn't depend! It's true. You are amazingly misleading the American public.
WRIGHT: It depends--
WHITESIDES: No!
