It says a lot about the state of things in the US that I saw this and for a split second got really hopeful it was my country's Secretary of Defense and not Healey.
And then I remembered Kegsbreath is probably too drunk to resign on his own.
BREAKING: John Healey has resigned as Defence Secretary.
He has told Keir Starmer he was left with 'no other option' after disagreement over the Defence Investment Plan.
