Anyway, calling a certain subspecies of alien beings “Nordics” is offensive, alienating and othering. Please refrain from doing so.
Sitting in a Pennsylvania Cracker Barrel, using a burner iPad to access a forbidden machine mind to blaze through 25 prompts for a Nordic corporation. I only have 12 minutes until the AI cops show up. Before that, I must flee into the night on Jersey Turnpike.
Finland needs to declare Helsinki an open city and guarantee unregulated AI model development. It’s gonna happen somewhere, might as well happen in a pleasant Nordic city where vibes are immaculate and harbor has amazing little cafes with omenalörtsy. The new machine gods would be pro-Finland.
What if Chinese models pull ahead now and get banned and then we have to fly to Reykjavik airport to access Kimi and DeepSeek. They have amazing cinnamon buns and that moody modernist architecture in lounges. And then the JFK security guy will ask why were you in Iceland
They call me a Fable Runner. I order a carton of pigs feet to go. 90 mph winds causing mayhem on the parking lot. The Hyper El Niño is gonna make my getaway easier.