Yeah it's been 35 years since I was in Girl Scouts and I went fucking spare when Six's Daisy troop was going to the police station to earn their "respect authority" badge
Sarah Walsh
wife: "so what did you think of the Girl Scouts ceremony"
me: "well. I was surprised that part of the girl scout law? is apparently 'respect authority'?"
wife, cackling triumphantly: "I KNEW that was gonna be what made you mad"