“Kiki, you’ve had that bag for a WEEK!”
“I still smell the ‘NIP you put in it, human!”
“I’ll get you FRESH catnip!”
“Nope, I’m hooked on THIS bag! ‘Nip only gets better with age!”
“No!” (throws bag away)
“Human, what did you DO?”
“I nipped a bad habit in the bud, Kiki! I’ll get you a NEW bag!”
