“Human, you don’t give me enough TREATS!”
“I know, Kiki!”
“And you don’t PLAY with me enough!”
“Right!”
“And you BRUSH me too much!”
“Yes!”
“And you take me to the VET too often!”
“True!”
“And you keep AGREEING with me! Why, human?”
“‘Cause you’re NEVER wrong, Kiki…That’s what you tell me!”
