“NO, human!”
“Kiki, I’m only PETTING you!”
“What gives you the RIGHT?”
“Our contract! I care for YOU, you let me pet you!”
“I didn’t agree to THAT! Let me see it!”
“Here!…You’re tearing it up?”
“It’s a FAKE!”
“Yes! Our contract’s unwritten, Kiki. You CAN’T tear it up!”
“Give me time, human!”
