“Kiki, I can’t WALK if you’re at my feet! Why follow me so much?”
“You KNOW, human…Guess!”
“You want me to pet you?”
“Nope! Guess again!”
“You want your litter cleaned?”
“Nope!”
“You want wet food and treats?”
“Yep! Now, was that so HARD, human?”
“I was running out of things to guess, Kiki!”