“Kiki, you’re on one end of the couch…I’m on the other end! It’s WRONG!”
“Not to ME, human!”
“Want to sit with me?”
“I can’t nap with you right here. I gotta nap ALONE!”
“I want to be TOGETHER…Let’s split the difference! We’ll be alone—and together!”
“As long as I keep the ‘alone’ part, human!”