“Kiki, stop licking my FEET! I’m trying to sleep!”
“I was licking MY feet, human!”
“No, you weren’t! YOU have furry feet…I don’t!”
“You could just GROW fur!”
“You’re FORGETTING something!”
“That growing fur takes TIME?”
“No, Kiki! That I want to sleep…and NOT discuss furry vs. non-furry feet!”