“Not on my LAP, Kiki! I’m eating!”
“Tempting, human!…Yuck! You’re eating THAT?!”
“You trying to be CUTE?”
“No problem for me! I was BORN a cute kitty!”
“I mean you’re a SMART ALECK!”
“ALSO no problem!”
“Kiki, I won’t eat near you anymore—so you won’t be TEMPTED by yucky food!”
“Cute, human!”
