“Kiki, you leaped from the dresser…climbed across the chair…and jumped to the BED!”
“I’d climb a MILLION chairs for you, human!”
“But you turned your BACK to me!”
“To protect you!”
“From whom?”
“ME, human! You’re less likely to PET me and get BITTEN!”
“Kiki, I’d take a million BITES from you!”
