“Human, where’s the remote? I wanna see my SHOW!”
“It’s on the COUCH…Which show is it, Kiki?”
“Kitty lies on the remote…human tries to coax her off…kitty won’t budge…human puts her hand under kitty…kitty SCRATCHES her!”
“I’ve seen it MANY times, Kiki!”
“It’s a CLASSIC, human! Let’s get started!”
