“Kiki, I’d tell YOU if I was concerned about your health. So tell ME your issues!”
“Only the pain in my NECK, human!”
“You’ve had it long?”
“Years!”
“I’ll MASSAGE you…This help?”
“Nope!”
“Now?”
“Nope!”
“I’m calling the VET, Kiki!”
“Don’t, human! I’m LOOKING at the pain in my neck…It’s YOU!”