“Human, you work HARD writing stories!”
“So time-consuming, Kiki, but WORTH it!”
“I wrote YOU a story to show how much I care!”
(reads) “‘Human eats kibble…naps…grooms…sniffs ‘nip…uses a LITTER BOX!’”
“It kinda GRABS you!”
“Behaving like a CAT?”
“I gave you a PROMOTION, human! You earned it!”
